I would like to spend the day on the slope of a mountain, listening to a parable about a lost sheep or a blighted vineyard.
For months my only companion would be this story, and the more I told it to myself the clearer everything would become.
Then, I would remove my helmet of opinions and walk into the public streets revealing the soft brown mushroom of my new head.
I would repeat the story to all groups of men drawing illustrations in the ground with a stick. I would leave them murmuring in a circle.
And late at night when the cold wind found the chinks of my house and disturbed the candle snub next to my bed,
I would hear the story told by the tongue of flame and watch te shadows of my former self flicker on the low ceiling and the walls of stone.
Conversion by Billy Collins